I never linked to these other pieces I wrote for The Hairpin. Better late than later, I say.
"Preston Sturges, Can You Save Me Now?" tells you why it's important in these catastrophic times to watch the Sturges collection.
"A Letter to the 'Secret' Masturbator" is really actually exactly what it sounds like.
"Tips for Moving to Atlanta USA" was supposed to be funny but in hindsight--and given the concerned comment thread and the worried emails I continue to receive--it all just reads pretty pathetic. Doing just fine, world.